You already know your writing is better with caffeine. Did you also know that, if you write 500 words per day for 150 days, you'll have 75,000 words?
That's enough words for a novel, two novellas, 25 short stories, or 100 flash fictions.
If you want to be a writer, you have to sit down and write. Preferably with coffee. Let this mug be your reminder of exactly how much you can accomplish on just 500 words per day!
The perfect gift for the writer in your life, or as a little kick in the literary pants for yourself.